A boy’s own adventure that breathes a little well-deserved juvenile humor into the apocalypse.
Dude, it’s the zombie apocalypse. What are you going to do? Turn to page…
Sure, zombie lit is starting to stretch itself a little thin. But with a range of books, from World War Z to the recent spate of rom-zom-coms, there’s no denying the subgenre covers all manner of sins. So why not mine a beloved series of children’s books from the age of MTV? In this case, ad man Brallier (Toilet Trivia, 2009, etc.) sucks the life out of Edward Packard’s famous Choose Your Own Adventure series, updates it with a blazing amount of profanity and violence, and turns the concept into a fun pastiche of B-movie zombie fantasy and interactive horror novel. Here’s the deal: You’re a 25-year-old corporate drone living in an overpriced hole in Manhattan. It’s hot in the city in July and you’re hungover to boot, sweating it through a boring meeting with not a Krispy Kreme in sight. Brallier nails the imperative language that characterizes Packard’s series, and the surprise of integrating adult humor into the mix boosts the funny considerably. Not to mention the fact that the author has an adolescent’s sense of humor—emphatically honest—as to what a guy would really say in the situation. “You sit in your stupid uncomfortable chair, stunned, unable to move,” Brallier writes. "Words dance around your brain along with images from comics and movies—and then finally you blurt out, to no one in particular, ‘Zombies, Zombies…ZOMBIES! THE LIVING FUCKING DEAD!' ” Oh, the choices you’ll make. Guns or the axe? Hang with the biker gang or take out the zombie strippers? Anyone who grew up before the Internet will embrace the style, especially with updated options like this one: “If you’ve got balls the size of coconuts and you want to risk your life to save the boy, turn to page 96.”
A boy’s own adventure that breathes a little well-deserved juvenile humor into the apocalypse.Pub Date: Feb. 8, 2011
ISBN: 978-1-4516-0775-8
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Gallery Books/Simon & Schuster
Review Posted Online: Jan. 8, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2011
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.
A woman accused of shooting her husband six times in the face refuses to speak.
"Alicia Berenson was thirty-three years old when she killed her husband. They had been married for seven years. They were both artists—Alicia was a painter, and Gabriel was a well-known fashion photographer." Michaelides' debut is narrated in the voice of psychotherapist Theo Faber, who applies for a job at the institution where Alicia is incarcerated because he's fascinated with her case and believes he will be able to get her to talk. The narration of the increasingly unrealistic events that follow is interwoven with excerpts from Alicia's diary. Ah, yes, the old interwoven diary trick. When you read Alicia's diary you'll conclude the woman could well have been a novelist instead of a painter because it contains page after page of detailed dialogue, scenes, and conversations quite unlike those in any journal you've ever seen. " 'What's the matter?' 'I can't talk about it on the phone, I need to see you.' 'It's just—I'm not sure I can make it up to Cambridge at the minute.' 'I'll come to you. This afternoon. Okay?' Something in Paul's voice made me agree without thinking about it. He sounded desperate. 'Okay. Are you sure you can't tell me about it now?' 'I'll see you later.' Paul hung up." Wouldn't all this appear in a diary as "Paul wouldn't tell me what was wrong"? An even more improbable entry is the one that pins the tail on the killer. While much of the book is clumsy, contrived, and silly, it is while reading passages of the diary that one may actually find oneself laughing out loud.
Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.Pub Date: Feb. 5, 2019
ISBN: 978-1-250-30169-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Celadon Books
Review Posted Online: Nov. 3, 2018
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2018
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